When I got to class today I found out that one girl had been sent to the hospital because she was throwing up through both ends. Another girl reported experiencing the same symptoms all night, and an hour into class, they had to call the paramedics to cart off girl no. 3 to the hospital (good thing we learned how to make a cold compress with a latex glove yesterday). This recalled a scene from that cinema classic, Drop Dead Gorgeous, in which the young members of a beauty pageant start blowing chunks off a balcony after eating from the free shellfish buffet at the hotel: "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it; who knows the last time it's been cleaned?"
In light of our pandemic, we were released early from class after only 48 PowerPoint slides.
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